There’s a new toy for guys called the Rubbot that’s going to be making an appearance soon. That’s it pictured to the left over there. It looks and promises to be something revolutionary for toys for men. In case you were wondering, this is a wonderful thing. And not just in that “Hey, it’s a neat, new design” kind of way. But in that sorely needed, “Well… finally!” kind of way.

You see, guy toys have pretty much been the same since about 10,000 B.C., or so it seems. We guys have the choice of either a masturbation sleeve, a masturbation sleeve with nubs in it or a masturbation sleeve with an inflatable pool float around it that looks like some nightmarish representation of a woman… if you squint. Granted there have been improvements to these various configurations, such as the Fleshlight (which, as I’ve said before, is the best sleeve that I’ve found) or perhaps the Real Doll (too pricey, so I wouldn’t know. And it’s still a bit alien to me). But for all the movements forward, we still have basically the same design.

So needless to say that I’m very much looking forward to the release of the Rubbot. So muich so that I’ve even signed up to be a beta tester for it, in the name of… er… science. Although I doubt I get selected because quite a few people have signed up. Nonetheless, I thought I’d share with you the testing video that the designer has put out, because it’s good for quite a few laughs. Here’s the setup:

If you read the recent toy talk blog you may have heard about my little incident. Yes, days after receiving our first prototypes my surfboard flips sideways and crams me right between the legs. Uggghh. We have this amazing new male sex toy and I can hardly walk and . . . well, things are purple.

But the show must go on and testing needs to happen, so my substitute was a fresh Heineken and the event was officiated by Sport (the dog).

So, without further ado, I present the Rubbot prototype demo and Sport the dog.

It looks very interesting, if a little intimidating by the video. But I’ll keep you posted on the progress of the Rubbot. You can also visit Rubbot.com to get more info and to keep tabs yourself.

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