Ah… the good ol’ Fleshlight. What can’t this little jewel of a toy do? It is hands down our best toy for males. And now I’ve come across a nifty idea to make it even more functional. The process is comically referred to as couch copulation. It involves placing your Fleshlight in a convenient place so that you can enjoy a little ‘hands free’ fun. Here’s the steps according to Onania:

• First find a consenting couch partner, preferably one over 18 years of age.
• Remove the inner liner of a Fleshlight.
• Wedge the liner between the cushions surrounded by a towel to protect the furniture and assist cleanup of the evidence. Lubricate well and adjust depth and angle to suit.
• Mount the couch missionary-style and insert penis. Copulate by thrusting hips until done. No hands required.

Very clever. And as someone pointed out in the comments on the article, it’s male the equivalent of a suction cup on the end of a dildo for a woman.

You can visit the link below for more comments, a bit of discussion regarding sex with your furniture and a step by step guide complete with pictures to help you visualize the process, in case you just aren’t quite getting it.

There really should be more thought put in to making toys for guys as there aren’t that many options to go with. Almost all of the toys are made identically. And once you’ve used the Fleshlight, there is only one option as it is undoubtedly the best male toy of it’s kind. And if you are interested in purchasing a Fleshlight, we know where you can pick one up.

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